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PNG Daily 3/2/09: You chug it to get charged

who knows it might actually be better this way

Gamer Fuel™, Gamer Grub™, and now… Gillette Fusion Power Gamer™ razors.  Seriously?  I’m already not the first to comment on this, but I feel like I would be doing our readership a disservice by not acknowledging it.  So Gillette has decided that the surface of a gamer’s face is less like that of a regular person and perhaps more like that of… I don’t know… the Agro Crag (Agro meaning aggressive, Crag meaning rock.  That is one aggressive rock.  Now, let’s go to Mo for the scores.  MO!).  So what’s the difference between the Gillette Fusion Power and the Gillette Fusion Power Gamer?  The packaging.  That’s it.  Seriously.  I looked.  It is the same razor as its non-“gamer” counterpart, though possibly less “one three three seven”.  More ranting after the break.

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