Last but not least (or were they?), we have a bunch of videos from Sony’s 2009 E3 keynote. Jump in after the break to see just what “This Is Living” feels like.
Remember that one time when the PSP was new and shiny? When you first laid your eyes on the gorgeous, hi-res finger print magnet display? When your dreams were filled with the endless possibilities of entertainment that might come forth from such a machine, like water from a faucet? Remember when all those hopes shattered into a thousand pieces? Because I do. I remember all of it. I also remember the P-2000 and the recent P-3000; more iterations of the same broken dream. /emo. Rumors have been popping up about a new PSP bastardization for a few weeks now. Looks like there is some weight behind these rumors, according to 1up.com. What does a new PSP mean for you? Probably nothing, but here’s what we’re looking at (BTW, speaking of looking at, the pic above is not the actual new PSP, but an artist’s shoop of a PSP and a Sony Mylo 2, a device that is suspected to play a role in the new system’s design):
I’m really trying to get excited for this… ok, that’s a lie. I’m really trying to not sound like I could absolutely care less… close enough. I don’t know, maybe someone out there has yet to feel the painful sting of Sony’s hand-held, in which case, what better time to do just that.
Don’t worry, all the bad news isn’t centered on the PSP, some of it is about the Wii as well. In case your week wasn’t sucking already, Ubisoft decided to make sure and announced that it was officially making Red Steel 2. Oh joy! Hey hey now, stop shaking your heads. It’s gonna be good this time: they have Wii MotionPlus! What could go wrong? (For Jeff, they might have made up for this by announcing that Splinter Cell: Conviction will be hitting before Christmas)
I’ll leave you all with one last tidbit. Capcom’s new Bionic Commando will drop in demo form today on Xbox Live (sorry PSNers). The controls are supposed to be pretty interesting/difficult, which might be a nice challenge to the gamers who actually remember the original. In case you forgot: demo = free = get it.