If I were to tell you that your face will be melted off (officially) on Rocktober October 13th how would you spend your remaining months? By playing Tim Schafer’s entire back catalogue of gaming classics of course! Not hip to “The Year of the Schafer?” Hop on over to Logan’s post so you too can be a cool kid.
The man himself is pumped that his newest gift to the world finally has a release date, eagerly exclaiming “Wooo! Having an official release date is awesome! And how cool is it that EA threw down the dough to have the name of an entire month changed to Rocktober?”
Cool? I guess. But apparently King Schafer has not heard that we media titans Pixels and Grids have dedicated the entire year to his greatness. So start playing Secret of Monkey Island now or risk having your face only partially melted off. That would just look silly.