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The Dopest Wii Remote You Have Ever Seen


Gentlemen, behold!  What we have here is a Wii remote in the shape of the newest Doctor Who’s sonic screwdriver.  Perfect for when you buy Asylum Entertainment’s upcoming Wii game, Doctor Who: Return to Earth.  It will feature the likenesses of Matt Smith (Doctor Who) and Karen Killen (Amy Pond).  While I do enjoy the new Doctor, I’ll always be partial to David Tennant and his version of the sonic screwdriver.

PNG Review: Little King’s Story

A Wii Little King is he Publisher: XSeed

Developer: Town Factory and Cing

MSRP: 49.99

Grade: A

I was asked by the US Government, NATO, NAACP, NAFTA, United Nations, Republic of China, and the NRA to share my thoughts on what we all think is the biggest Issue facing our respective Countries, and Organizations.  They have commissioned me to write an article depiciting the horrible attrocities that we are all share no matter what we represent, or where we come from.  It’s a plague on humanity, a Black Death if you will, that affects us all.  Grab a cup of coffee, and prepare yourself for an article that will shake the very ground you walk on, and make other issues like “Army recruitment Video Game Centers” a thing of the past.  That’s child’s play to this.

I’m talking about Little King’s Story for the Wii.  Yeah, terrifying isn’t it?  We need you, as people of world, to stand in unison, throw away your petty differences and join together.  We must all play this game, and help put a stop to Shovel-Ware once and for all.  This game is great.  It exceeds initial impressions and expectations, and is a treasure to behold on a system with such a small list of good games.

This is our fight, Welcome to Earth!

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PNG Review: Muramasa: The Demon Blade

Brood Witch?

Publisher: Ignition Entertainment

Developer: Vanillaware

MSRP: 49.99

Grade: A

So I’ve been so down on the Wii over the last few months, I figured there was nothing left that could get me to come back to it.  The Wii has had hardly anything as of late and its been such a depressing year for the system, I was convinced there was nothing left.

Fast forward now to the release of Muramasa – The Demon Blade.  I had seen movies and screen shots of it, but it just seemed like a new side-scrolling beat-em-up with pretty graphics.  I was very mistaken, as I was overcome with addiction from the very beginning of the game.  I have finally picked up that Wii Remote again… It still feels good.

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Cthulhu vs God vs Tatsunoko vs Capcom vs Damage to the Billions


So you think you followed E3 pretty hardcore eh?  I thought so too until I started perusing through the awards that were given out between the different media publications.  I missed two games completely, than upon finding them, I was very impressed.  In one case I was blown away.  I’d like to point out these two games, as they may just give Wii owners that much needed Street Fighter 4 game.  Also, for you DS owners out there, that game for you to explore your creativity and play something that might just be one of the best ideas to ever hit video gaming. Continue reading

Nintendo E3 2009 Video Extravaganza

Nintendo E3 2009

Alright PNG Fans!  It’s that time of year – E3 2009 is about to come to a close.  Afraid you missed something good?  Fear not! This time, after the break, we have all the video highlights from Nintendo’s E3 keynote.

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Drink it in, Drink it all in… Nintendo E3 2009

E3 in Liquid Form

Electronic Entertainment Expo is back, and this year its back big time.  I wanted to take a look at some of the announcements from yesterday’s Nintendo Conference and give you my thoughts on them.  Objectively of course, but what I really mean is this is the stuff I find important, and so should you.

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3 really, really important things you need to know

Faithful PnG readers, I want to apologize that I haven’t been on the ball lately and haven’t posted anything in the last two weeks.  I feel bad, so this is me coming out in the open and admitting I let you down.  Ok, now with that out of the way, how about a Bionic Commando impression, some brand new details on Marvel vs. Capcom 2, and to top it off a Red Steel 2 Trailer, which makes it look…. well I’ll let you decide.  Check it all out after the break.
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PNG Audiophile: Stalin For Time

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PNG Audiophile – Stalin For Time It’s that time again, folks! Presenting today’s PNG Audiophile, wherein our heroes push on without their fearless leader; tackling such tough subjects as terrible Wii games, Tim Schafer not wanting your money, Will Wright … Continue reading

Nintendo GDC all about keeping hope alive


What a day at GDC if you’re a Nintendo fan!

First off, let me say that I too have traveled the path of the Nintendo Nay-Sayer.  Over the last year, it’s been a rough ride for my inner child and my love of nostalgia because of Nintendo.  They failed miserably last year.  As hardcore fans we got Mario Kart and Smash Bros. Melee, which unfortunately lost its appeal quickly, but that’s about all we got.

It’s 2009!  It’s time for Nintendo to make a fresh start and try to win back those of us who may have sold their Wii or Nintendo DS a bit prematurely.  Now to be fair, I don’t fault anyone that did because you had become fed up with the garbage.  But as a proud Nintendo DS owner and semi-closet Wii owner, I’m getting excited again the way I was when I first heard Nintendo Revolution.

After the jump is exciting and bountiful information on what Nintendo delivered today during their keynote at GDC.

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Where old demo units go to die

Here wii gooooo

On Dave’s recommendation, I hit up the Nintendo World store while I was in the big apple.  I wasn’t really sure what to expect, but it was more than what I got.  With the exception of some pretty sweet memorabilia under glass boxes, like a GBA SP signed by Shigeru Miyamoto, it was just a glorified mall kiosk.  Ok, maybe I’m a bit biased as I don’t much care for Nintendo anymore, so I’ll let my (crappy iPhone quality) pictures do the talking.

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